Prank call by little brother in indian accent

the victim even asked for permission if he could hang up. and said he would call again, which he did. my bro talked in tamil for some parts victim: hello brother: is this yuvaraj victim: huh? brother: is this yuvaraj? victim: ya, who is this? brother: i am your doctor victim: HUH? brother: where are you now? victim: erm, who is this? brother: where are you now? that is important, you know? you missed three appointments. YOU HAVE CANCERRRR. i came all the way from india just to treat you, you know! victim: ERRRRR, i think you got the wrong number brother: NOOOO YOU GIVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER. correct this is the correct number. yuvaraj is it? from teban gardens. correct? yuvaraj, teban garden. victim: hello brother: hello victim: hello brother: hold on, oh, you have a cancer. and you didn't come for the three appointments. if you don't come now, in two weeks time you will die. victim: come where? brother: come where...SGH. tomorrow morning, 7am. OKAY? EXCUSE ME? excuse me?? are you fine? why are you speechless? victim: who are you? brother: i am the king of clowns. i am your doctorrrr..mrs chandramukhi. don't you remeber me? you come for last year appointment, did you know. victim: err, what's your name again? brother: mrs chandramuhi, MUAK! lakalakalaka. excuse me what are you.....i am going to die you know, because of you. victim: you're screaming like one idiot. brother: i am an idiot, you sinner. victim: who are you? brother: i am your future wife, who is a boy, and a lady. excuse me?? victim: errrrrrr,i'm busy now. sorry ar. brother: no no no no, wait, you're yuvaraj. wait. patience, patience my darling. patience...hold on. i know uma. uma tell. victim: which uma? brother: uma from your school.uma...........daughter of.......... victim: and what's your name? brother: ya, my name is chandramukhi gambolay. you laddu, can't you understand one word i am saying. Victim: what do you want me to do? Brother: if you don't understand one word I'm saying you must go to mental hospital right now. Victim: erm, I'm watching a movie right now. Brother: oh movie. what movie? You didn't come for your appointment. You spent time with your girlfriend right. Ya I know you spent time with your girlfriend. And if you spend too much time, YOU WILL GET HIV. Victim: who are you, where are you speaking from Brother: where I come from is Canada. From Canada I come to Singapore, just to treat you. You're wasting my time you know....who are you??? i am a doctor!! Victim: --------something in tamil------- Brother:...........do you know tamil? DO YOU KNOW TAMIL?? Do you know, or you don't know?? Know? Or you don't? please wait. Do you know, or you don't? Victim: know what!? I'll only know if you tell me your name. Brother: my name is.......excuse me? My name is not important to you. Victim: er, so I'm watching a movie. Can I put down the phone now? Brother: no, just one more...err, about the appointment tomorrow. Victim: err, there wasn't any information given to me, so i.... Brother: just 5 mins, hold on. I will call the main doctor. Victim: call. Brother: okay sorry it's just a prank. Hello? Victim: oh prank call so...can I hang up the phone now? Brother: wait, sing a song. Sing a song! Sing a song from a movie. Please sing a song, OH SON, SING A SONG! Victim: erm, if you want you can call me later. I'm watching a movie here. Sorry. Brother: oh sinner Victim: call me again ar Brother: GO TO HELL, pig. Ok sorry, bye bye. You can hang up the phone. Victim: ok, bye Brother: k bye! About an hour later the victim actually called again. How idiotic.